February 2010
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Feb 1st
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Feb 1st
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Feb 1st
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Feb 1st
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Feb 1st
January 2010
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Jan 31st
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Jan 31st
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Jan 31st
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I have the best friends evar.
Yes. Evar. Seriously.
Jan 31st
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Jan 30th
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Michael C. Hall for Caragh →
Caragh, I don’t know if you found these in your searches, but here you go… http://www.squarehippies.com/actors/2009/03/michael-c-hall-in-six-feet-under/
Jan 28th
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Jan 28th
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That's what friends are for.
So today I had a somewhat unsettling conversation (understatement of the year) with my mom about how much time she has left to live. It’s all very up in the air right now. The doctors told her she should have been dead by now. Now they’re telling her well, maybe a few more years, but don’t count on it, get your shit in order. We were talking about her little time line goals that...
Jan 28th
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“Love? Love is something else. It’s the weather being good every day,...”
– Casanova
Jan 27th
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Um, I'm starting to love that Radar thing on the...
rickyv: I wonder if we call it a BLT because we’d feel bad asking for a “bacon sandwich.”
Jan 25th
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Whoopsie...
Guy on TV: Blah blah blah middle class blah blah blah...
Me: And who is this guy?
Mom: The Vice President.
Me: ....Really?
Mom: Yeah.
How awful is it that I didn't recognize the Vice President of the United States? Seriously? I feel that I watch enough news on TV that I should recognize the main political figures. I stand corrected.
Jan 25th
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Jersey Shore party at my house!
Mom: Her fake boobs are hanging out.
Me: I don't think she cares.
Dad: Hey, you know what they say... They're real if you can touch them!
Me: .........................BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Jan 22nd
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Jan 21st
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Red flags are supposed to be a warning, right?
God damn it. No matter how many red flags I see, the only thing I can think of is “Gee, red sure is a pretty color.” I’m assuming that as long as I keep setting myself up, someone will always be there to knock me down.
Jan 21st
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Jan 20th
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“The thing that offends me the most is every time I hear the word the N-word. Not...”
– Louis CK. I just want a shirt that has a rainbow and the words “swearing is the best!” with a little stick figure guy who looks adorable and then if you go under a black light the entire shirt is just covered in a wide variety of swear words, but definitely heavy on the ‘cunt’. (via...
Jan 20th
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Andrea and the terrible, horrible, no good, very...
So I have this serious problem where I always pick what’s worst for me in any given situation. Andrea, you could stay at your current steady job of 6 years or jump ship for a company that may or may not fail within the next year just because you’re an emotional wreck and this new place will pay you a bit better. What do you do? You, of course, jump ship and then get fired four months...
Jan 13th
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Boobs.
I would just like to point out to my incredibly limited audience on this thing that my Victoria’s Secret VSX sports bra makes my boobs look AMAZING. That is all.
Jan 8th
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“Those who shun the whimsy of things will experience rigor mortis before death.”
– Tom Robbins
Jan 7th
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“You should never hesitate to trade your cow for a handful of magic beans.”
– Tom Robbins
Jan 7th
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“There is no such thing as a weird human being, It’s just that some people...”
– Tom Robbins
Jan 7th
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“There are many things worth living for, a few things worth dying for, and...”
– Even Cowgirls Get The Blues, Tom Robbins
Jan 7th
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“The highest function of love is that it makes the loved one a unique and...”
– Jitterbug Perfume, Tom Robbins
Jan 7th
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“Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and...”
– Tom Robbins
Jan 7th
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“We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect...”
– Tom Robbins
Jan 7th
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Oh, what's this? A survey? Yeah.
Rules:  - Bold all of the following TV shows which you’ve ever seen 3 or more episodes of in your lifetime.  - Italicize a show if you’re positive you’ve seen every episode of it. 24 7th Heaven ALF Alias  American Gothic America’s Next Top Model Angel Arrested Development Babylon 5  Batman: The Animated Series Battlestar Galactica (the old one) Battlestar Galactica (the new one) Baywatch Beverly...
Jan 6th
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Jan 6th
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Jan 6th
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O.o
Andrea: So, what did you do for New Years?
Overnight Guy: Oh, nothing. I had my kids.
Andrea: ...Kids?
Overnight Guy: Yeah.
Andrea: ...How many kids do you have?
Overnight Guy: Oh, three.
Andrea: ...How old?
Overnight Guy: 12, 10, and 6.
Andrea: Oh, um, have a good night.
Either he's a lot older than I thought he was, or he had kids when he was really young. Plus he's most likely divorced.
On the plus side, he has REALLY nice hands. And REALLY blue eyes. And he smells good. Just sayin'...
Jan 5th
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“a golden eagle dressed in a red hat stops at our doorstep with a glass tumbler...”
– Paula
Jan 3rd
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“Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober,...”
– Still Life With Woodpecker, Tom Robbins
Jan 1st