i think sleeping together is romantic because you allow the other person to be near you when you’re most vulnerable and you trust that they wont kill you
Everything about this is grand.
Oh god. I am dying.
I’ve never seen a grown man this excited about Dunkin’ Donuts
I still smell like you. Ack!
You are really fucking horrible at talking me out of feeling like shit. Really. Fucking. Horrible. You just make me feel worse because I feel like you’re placating me because you don’t actually give a shit and I’m just an annoying inconvenience and you would rather be playing video games.
Hold on, let me put away fucking Henry VIII’s milk
i swear i tried not to reblog this.
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i have been waiting for this my entire life
"Be a dad. Don’t be ‘Mom’s assistant.’ That’s depressing, just waiting for her to write you a list, walk around a store staring at it, calling her from the cereal aisle to make sure you got the right thing. Be a man. Make your own list. Fathers have skills that they never use at home. You run a landscaping business and you can’t dress and feed a 4-year-old? Take it on. Spend time with your kids and have your own ideas about what they need. It won’t take away your manhood; it will give it to you. I did that. I spent more time with my kids. And I found out that I’m a pretty bad father. I make a lot of mistakes and I don’t know what I’m doing. But my kids love me. Go figure." —Louis C.K., comedian
How I wish…