It’s like you have a radar that tells you when I’m falling asleep. A radar that tells you to text me and be the chattiest person on the planet. Ehhh so tired.
It’s like you have a radar that tells you when I’m falling asleep. A radar that tells you to text me and be the chattiest person on the planet. Ehhh so tired.
I’m starting to see how you are with girls and I’m starting to think you might think I’m a good idea. I’m not. Just fyi.
So I have plans to hang out with a friend this weekend and I already have anxiety over it. We have such a complicated relationship and I don’t want to upset the balance we have. It’s not that I want to hide it, but at the same time I feel like I can’t tell anyone we’re hanging out, even in passing. That said, I’m excited. It should be a fun time. Hooray for oversharing my feelings on the internet!
It’s funny how much less interested in what you have to say a dude becomes after you casually mention that you don’t fool around with dudes who are in relationships. Weird.
Feel like I’m walking into an intervention.
Do you ever think back on conversations and realize something someone said was an innuendo that went completely over your head? Apparently not everything is bigger in Texas, and I missed the point.
Everyone just please enjoy my town’s twitter feed. Because it is awesome.
How could my presence possibly be an incentive?
sometimes i wish tumblr appreciated platonic relationships a little more
i mean shipping things is great and lovely and oh so much fun
but like what’s wrong with a little bromance
why does tumblr see two attractive men and immediately want them to be fucking each other or getting married or being in a romantic relationship
why can’t they just
be bros and stuff
This. This this this.
(via theonlysong)
if you’re ever feeling overdramatic just remember that zelda fitzgerald once threw herself down a flight of marble stairs at a party because her husband was talking to someone else
Zelda Fitzgerald was the original crazy girl.
If you lose one sense, your other senses are enhanced.
That’s why people with no sense of humour have an increased sense of self-importance.
(Source: officialbioware, via goddamnyourebeautiful)