(Source: 42ndthrash, via donteversayrocknroll)
Andrea.
24.
Recent college graduate.
I love pretty things and I'm terribly offensive.
That's about it.
Some of the things I find on the internet that I like end up here.
This is also the place where most of my random thoughts accumulate, providing that I am at a computer when these thoughts happen.
Generally, they won't make any sense to anyone but me, but that's why it's my tumblr and not yours.
Here is a list of Things I Cannot Handle. • Ask me anything
It's never too late to have a happy childhood.
24.
Recent college graduate.
I love pretty things and I'm terribly offensive.
That's about it.
Some of the things I find on the internet that I like end up here.
This is also the place where most of my random thoughts accumulate, providing that I am at a computer when these thoughts happen.
Generally, they won't make any sense to anyone but me, but that's why it's my tumblr and not yours.
Here is a list of Things I Cannot Handle. • Ask me anything
It's never too late to have a happy childhood.
A graphical representation of the contradictions in the bible. Each red line links 2 contradicting statements.
yikes.
This is really pretty, though. It looks like a fountain. Or solar flares.
theres always that one weak bitch in the group that isn’t down with murder
(via goddamnyourebeautiful)
I don’t really forgive people I just pretend like its ok and wait for my opportunity to destroy them
(via leonardmcsass)
Men had no problem violating women’s bodies while they had on corsets, petticoats and farthingales, so what the fuck makes you think a short skirt has anything to do with it?
(Source: morenamagia, via goddamnyourebeautiful)
“All the single heroes…”
ALL THE SINGLE HEROES
ALL THE SINGLE HEROS
NOW PUT YOUR SHIELD UP!
UP IN NEW YORK
JUST THAWED OUT
DOIN’ AN AVENGERS THING
THEY TALKED ME UP
LOKI SUCKS
AND COULSON IS OBSESSED WITH ME
All the single heroes, all the single heroes
All the single heroes, all the single heroes
All the single heroes, all the single heroes
All the single heroesNow put your shield up!
Up in New York
Just thawed out
Doin’ an Avengers thingThey talked me up
Loki sucks
And Coulson is obsessed with meHe up on me, he up on me
Don’t pay him any attention
I’m with Tony Stark, Thor, and Hulk
Out doing this avenging bizIf Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
He’ll be mad and summon his chitauri army then
But if he took it, then we’ll go and take it back from himOh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
He’ll be mad and summon his chitauri army then
But if he took it, then we’ll go and take it back from himOh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh
I got Barton in the sky
Romanov the spy
And Hulk smashing, ripping jets in the airStark flies by
I’m on stand by
Thor brings the lightning and the thunderIf Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
He’ll be mad and summon his chitauri army then
But if he took it, then we’ll go and take it back from himOh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
We’ll close the portal, that he opened, with his scepter then
Thor will take him back to Asgard as a prisonerOh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh
We won’t treat him to the things of this world
Justice has been served
Freedom’s what I prefer, what I deserveHere’s the man that breaks it, then takes it
So we deliver him to his destiny, to the 9 realms and beyond
Oh, LaufeysonNow you’re really done
In the void, you’ll be alone
And like a ghost, you’ll be goneAll the single heroes, all the single heroes
All the single heroes, all the single heroes
All the single heroes, all the single heroes
All the single heroesNow put your shield up!
Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
We’ll close the portal, that he opened, with his scepter then
Thor will take him back to Asgard as a prisonerOh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh
Loki’s gone now so, we can do the shit we want
I’ll try to visit Peggy in her retirement home
Clint and Nat are going out and Coulson’s still alive
Bruce and Tony’s doing science and Fury’s on vacayOh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh
THE AVENGERS FANDOM EVERYONE, I CAN’T.
Oh my god
Who are you beautiful creatures.
(Source: gorgeousanon)
What The Fuck, "Nice Guys"?: ragingbeard: vampishly: We need to talk about the...
vampishly: We need to talk about the Friendzone
How is this even a thing? I’m a dude. I get it. Girls can be scary. They look just like humans, but they make Weird Things happen in your pants-area. It must be magic. They are the…
I would have sex with OP.
Super worth the click through to read. Absolutely hilarious.
This explains the way I fel better than I can explain it myself.
(Source: threewordphrase, via donteversayrocknroll)
Sometimes when you say things it’s like we’re playing chicken and I’m the one who keeps dodging.
